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 Maven: the cute and fully build tool.
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 Jason van Zyl
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Maven: the cute and fluffy build tool that's good for the whole family

 Maven will make you laugh; Maven will make you jump for joy; Maven will
 make you put that dirty little tool called Ant in the litter box with
 the cat treats where it belongs!

* Say Goodbye the build time stains!

 Maven helps you get rid of those <hard to get rid of> build stains. Wash with Maven
 and go!

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