When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.
    Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    Mark Twain

When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
    Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
    Mark Twain